Listening...
to Jen have a talk with her dog.
A 4 pound Chihuahua who has decided that in order to live a happy life, he must have a bite of my peanut butter sandwich. Apparently he feels that the best way to accomplish this goal is to make noises like a creaky door. I didn't know that dogs could make those noises.
Highlights from the lecture include "Koa, I have one word for you. Adoption. SPCA, buddy.", and "Son! It is not manly to beg for sex or food. STOP."
And on an unrelated note, I just overheard this gem from a phone call she's currently on:
"I'm sure she's seen more than two sets of balls to have a comparison."
I think they're talking about me.
posted by K @ 6:28 PM
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